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2015-04-17 - The distant future: Foil-wrapped for freshness
2015-03-11 - Delicious cheesy fajitas
2013-06-12 - In this week's news
2013-02-20 - Licence to Quill
2013-02-16 - Ant problems
2013-02-10 - Funky Town
2013-01-31 - Wasteland
2013-01-30 - A moment of enlightenment at Kmart
2013-01-28 - The funtime pantslessness conversion scale!
2011-01-30 - I smear myself in honey
2011-01-02 - I said NO photographs.
2010-12-28 - Be more disco.
2010-11-17 - If I were a pimp for a gigolo
2010-11-03 - Hi. I'm Don the Beard. (IOU one Diaryland entry.)
2010-10-18 - Potty time!
2010-10-13 - Out of cheese
2010-10-13 - It is a pillow crying and eating a doughnut.
2010-10-10 - Hot molten awesome
2010-10-09 - You know you want my fun-size chunks.
2009-11-10 - Trivial workaday woes (or what to do with one's badger)
2009-11-09 - Where's the fun in biscuits?
2009-11-01 - The middle of a raging faecal storm
2009-08-09 - Take my arms, that I might reach you
2009-06-25 - A pocketful of mumbles
2009-06-22 - I will be seeing Simon & Garfunkel live in Sydney tomorrow night!
2009-06-21 - Only because I said I'd write something
2009-06-14 - The dog ate my entry
2009-06-09 - The Amazing Pecking Horse
2009-06-07 - Bin cosies for all
2009-06-05 - Lengthify this
2009-06-02 - Good heavens, dear Whiffington!
2009-06-01 - It can't be good
2009-05-31 - Your sign says nothing of horseplay, tomfoolery or shenanigans.
2009-05-29 - Fear not, Pandemic Flu!
2009-05-28 - WHAT IS THE QUESTION?
2009-05-27 - Moustache curfew: a community service announcement
2009-05-26 - 3.50am, the little bastards
2009-05-25 - Those were the days
2009-05-24 - Manning the bucket
2009-05-23 - Things I have touched
2009-05-21 - Chef's special this evening is Pork Grenade.
2009-05-20 - Suspicious orange blob of questionable composition
2009-05-19 - HELP I AM BEING PELTED WITH SOME SORT OF HYPERFUTURISTIC LIQUID FROM ASGARD.
2009-05-18 - Please find attached my sense of self in a stamped, self-addressed, padded envelope.
2009-05-17 - Look, don't ask me to explain this, OK?
2009-01-05 - Button, button, who's got the button?
2008-11-14 - That Susan is a smart lady.
2008-11-13 - Mr Potter, see me in my office ... I have a special present for you.
2008-11-09 - The awful German language
2008-11-02 - Lemony Snippets
2008-10-09 - This may well be the last boring story I tell of real estate
2008-09-26 - My favourite pie (chart)
2008-09-14 - Work emails save me from thinking of real content.
2008-08-13 - Bum jokes and references to private parts are ALWAYS funny
2008-08-13 - Why meetings are such a joy
2008-06-16 - Hello? The Universe?
2008-06-05 - Model this
2008-05-27 - One book, two nice pieces of irony
2008-05-18 - You're my besh friend.
2008-05-16 - Who wants some hot verbal potato action?
2008-05-04 - How was I not aware of this? Clearly I can't be trusted to know where my towel is these days.
2008-05-02 - Bathtub battle wounds
2008-04-28 - This is why I haven't updated
2008-04-18 - I had a random thought in the car today that made me giggle.
2008-04-15 - Open to interpretation
2008-04-11 - Paper jam
2008-04-09 - Three useless things about my day
2008-04-07 - I will not destroy the planet. I will not destroy the planet. I will not destroy the planet.
2008-04-06 - All hands on whose deck, darlings?
2008-04-05 - If I'm not back by tomorrow -- send lunch.
2008-04-03 - TV gives up the goods
2008-04-01 - Marzipan sticks to the floor
2008-03-30 - Lotion-sniffing deviant
2008-03-23 - SMS exchange with a friend
2008-03-18 - When I grow up
2008-03-17 - Why hippies don't teach science
2008-03-16 - Becoming Mrs Pigeon
2008-03-13 - Templates are full of dietary fibre.
2008-03-12 - Tonight on the news at nine: Scientists prove that living causes cancer.
2008-03-11 - Small town crazy
2008-03-06 - The Marzipan fly
2008-03-05 - Mrs Pigeon
2008-02-28 - All new! 8 (recent) things about Marzipan.
2007-07-10 - Fragile
2007-07-05 - Dot dot dot
2007-07-04 - Me.
2007-07-03 - Coherence is for losers.
2007-05-01 - The End
2007-04-24 - Chicken hordes
2007-04-22 - Lost
2007-04-17 - Change
2007-04-15 - The details
2007-04-13 - FUCK YEAH
2007-01-21 - Barbie is my hero!
2006-12-21 - I just invented a new word.
2006-12-18 - Steak for dinner tonight!
2006-12-13 - To err is human...
2006-12-11 - Not much to say.
2006-12-10 - Paintball
2006-12-09 - Quirks
2006-12-06 - Cockatoo
2006-12-05 - Coffee time
2006-12-03 - I think this must be \"kooky day\"
2006-12-01 - Afterthought to my last entry
2006-12-01 - ...and it all turns to crap. Mind my language.
2006-11-26 - Go see The Prestige!
2006-11-24 - Diaryland Longhand Week
2006-11-24 - Business and slacking (separate concepts)
2006-10-03 - Yes, I have slunk back to Diaryland with my tail between my legs.
2006-09-28 - My online feedback to my (ex) bank
2006-03-27 - That wedding thingo
2006-03-23 - My very first guest entry
2006-03-22 - Random snippets from Saturday night
2006-02-18 - Holy crapsicles!
2006-02-10 - Just a quick one
2006-02-08 - Bye for now
2006-02-03 - Quickie
2006-02-02 - Catching up
2006-01-25 - Scariest night of my life
2006-01-24 - The simple things
2006-01-22 - Hen's Night
2006-01-19 - Bobsledding and jobs
2006-01-18 - Randomness and Bicket
2006-01-13 - Introducing Coco
2006-01-12 - Perspective, perspective.
2006-01-10 - They stole our bike.
2006-01-09 - Because I said I would.
2006-01-08 - Twelve thousand dollars. Remember the kitchen.
2006-01-06 - New toy
2006-01-05 - Cockroaches... German... I dunno
2006-01-04 - Little black pig.
2006-01-02 - New Year's Eve
2005-12-30 - This is me not writing about Christmas.
2005-12-13 - \"May you live in interesting times.\"
2005-12-07 - Living near beach = v.good
2005-11-30 - The Christmas Card Hierarchy
2005-11-29 - The Meaning of Clouds, with a hint of Budgie and Teapot.
2005-11-28 - Birthdays, family, I'm in a rush here.
2005-11-25 - Of buses and bonsai
2005-11-24 - I have become a dull person! When did this happen?
2005-11-23 - Dangerous non-compulsions
2005-11-22 - Guacamole, bad makeup, ninja cats... it's all here.
2005-11-21 - Where were you while we were getting high?
2005-11-18 - Weird skywriting
2005-11-17 - Trucks, cars and Christmas.
2005-11-16 - Sleepy words

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