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2015-04-17 - The distant future: Foil-wrapped for freshness 2015-03-11 - Delicious cheesy fajitas 2013-06-12 - In this week's news 2013-02-20 - Licence to Quill 2013-02-16 - Ant problems 2013-02-10 - Funky Town 2013-01-31 - Wasteland 2013-01-30 - A moment of enlightenment at Kmart 2013-01-28 - The funtime pantslessness conversion scale! 2011-01-30 - I smear myself in honey 2011-01-02 - I said NO photographs. 2010-12-28 - Be more disco. 2010-11-17 - If I were a pimp for a gigolo 2010-11-03 - Hi. I'm Don the Beard. (IOU one Diaryland entry.) 2010-10-18 - Potty time! 2010-10-13 - Out of cheese 2010-10-13 - It is a pillow crying and eating a doughnut. 2010-10-10 - Hot molten awesome 2010-10-09 - You know you want my fun-size chunks. 2009-11-10 - Trivial workaday woes (or what to do with one's badger) 2009-11-09 - Where's the fun in biscuits? 2009-11-01 - The middle of a raging faecal storm 2009-08-09 - Take my arms, that I might reach you 2009-06-25 - A pocketful of mumbles 2009-06-22 - I will be seeing Simon & Garfunkel live in Sydney tomorrow night! 2009-06-21 - Only because I said I'd write something 2009-06-14 - The dog ate my entry 2009-06-09 - The Amazing Pecking Horse 2009-06-07 - Bin cosies for all 2009-06-05 - Lengthify this 2009-06-02 - Good heavens, dear Whiffington! 2009-06-01 - It can't be good 2009-05-31 - Your sign says nothing of horseplay, tomfoolery or shenanigans. 2009-05-29 - Fear not, Pandemic Flu! 2009-05-28 - WHAT IS THE QUESTION? 2009-05-27 - Moustache curfew: a community service announcement 2009-05-26 - 3.50am, the little bastards 2009-05-25 - Those were the days 2009-05-24 - Manning the bucket 2009-05-23 - Things I have touched 2009-05-21 - Chef's special this evening is Pork Grenade. 2009-05-20 - Suspicious orange blob of questionable composition 2009-05-19 - HELP I AM BEING PELTED WITH SOME SORT OF HYPERFUTURISTIC LIQUID FROM ASGARD. 2009-05-18 - Please find attached my sense of self in a stamped, self-addressed, padded envelope. 2009-05-17 - Look, don't ask me to explain this, OK? 2009-01-05 - Button, button, who's got the button? 2008-11-14 - That Susan is a smart lady. 2008-11-13 - Mr Potter, see me in my office ... I have a special present for you. 2008-11-09 - The awful German language 2008-11-02 - Lemony Snippets 2008-10-09 - This may well be the last boring story I tell of real estate 2008-09-26 - My favourite pie (chart) 2008-09-14 - Work emails save me from thinking of real content. 2008-08-13 - Bum jokes and references to private parts are ALWAYS funny 2008-08-13 - Why meetings are such a joy 2008-06-16 - Hello? The Universe? 2008-06-05 - Model this 2008-05-27 - One book, two nice pieces of irony 2008-05-18 - You're my besh friend. 2008-05-16 - Who wants some hot verbal potato action? 2008-05-04 - How was I not aware of this? Clearly I can't be trusted to know where my towel is these days. 2008-05-02 - Bathtub battle wounds 2008-04-28 - This is why I haven't updated 2008-04-18 - I had a random thought in the car today that made me giggle. 2008-04-15 - Open to interpretation 2008-04-11 - Paper jam 2008-04-09 - Three useless things about my day 2008-04-07 - I will not destroy the planet. I will not destroy the planet. I will not destroy the planet. 2008-04-06 - All hands on whose deck, darlings? 2008-04-05 - If I'm not back by tomorrow -- send lunch. 2008-04-03 - TV gives up the goods 2008-04-01 - Marzipan sticks to the floor 2008-03-30 - Lotion-sniffing deviant 2008-03-23 - SMS exchange with a friend 2008-03-18 - When I grow up 2008-03-17 - Why hippies don't teach science 2008-03-16 - Becoming Mrs Pigeon 2008-03-13 - Templates are full of dietary fibre. 2008-03-12 - Tonight on the news at nine: Scientists prove that living causes cancer. 2008-03-11 - Small town crazy 2008-03-06 - The Marzipan fly 2008-03-05 - Mrs Pigeon 2008-02-28 - All new! 8 (recent) things about Marzipan. 2007-07-10 - Fragile 2007-07-05 - Dot dot dot 2007-07-04 - Me. 2007-07-03 - Coherence is for losers. 2007-05-01 - The End 2007-04-24 - Chicken hordes 2007-04-22 - Lost 2007-04-17 - Change 2007-04-15 - The details 2007-04-13 - FUCK YEAH 2007-01-21 - Barbie is my hero! 2006-12-21 - I just invented a new word. 2006-12-18 - Steak for dinner tonight! 2006-12-13 - To err is human... 2006-12-11 - Not much to say. 2006-12-10 - Paintball 2006-12-09 - Quirks 2006-12-06 - Cockatoo 2006-12-05 - Coffee time 2006-12-03 - I think this must be \"kooky day\" 2006-12-01 - Afterthought to my last entry 2006-12-01 - ...and it all turns to crap. Mind my language. 2006-11-26 - Go see The Prestige! 2006-11-24 - Diaryland Longhand Week 2006-11-24 - Business and slacking (separate concepts) 2006-10-03 - Yes, I have slunk back to Diaryland with my tail between my legs. 2006-09-28 - My online feedback to my (ex) bank 2006-03-27 - That wedding thingo 2006-03-23 - My very first guest entry 2006-03-22 - Random snippets from Saturday night 2006-02-18 - Holy crapsicles! 2006-02-10 - Just a quick one 2006-02-08 - Bye for now 2006-02-03 - Quickie 2006-02-02 - Catching up 2006-01-25 - Scariest night of my life 2006-01-24 - The simple things 2006-01-22 - Hen's Night 2006-01-19 - Bobsledding and jobs 2006-01-18 - Randomness and Bicket 2006-01-13 - Introducing Coco 2006-01-12 - Perspective, perspective. 2006-01-10 - They stole our bike. 2006-01-09 - Because I said I would. 2006-01-08 - Twelve thousand dollars. Remember the kitchen. 2006-01-06 - New toy 2006-01-05 - Cockroaches... German... I dunno 2006-01-04 - Little black pig. 2006-01-02 - New Year's Eve 2005-12-30 - This is me not writing about Christmas. 2005-12-13 - \"May you live in interesting times.\" 2005-12-07 - Living near beach = v.good 2005-11-30 - The Christmas Card Hierarchy 2005-11-29 - The Meaning of Clouds, with a hint of Budgie and Teapot. 2005-11-28 - Birthdays, family, I'm in a rush here. 2005-11-25 - Of buses and bonsai 2005-11-24 - I have become a dull person! When did this happen? 2005-11-23 - Dangerous non-compulsions 2005-11-22 - Guacamole, bad makeup, ninja cats... it's all here. 2005-11-21 - Where were you while we were getting high? 2005-11-18 - Weird skywriting 2005-11-17 - Trucks, cars and Christmas. 2005-11-16 - Sleepy words
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