I said NO photographs.
Here are the newest things I can lay some sort of claim of ownership over:
1. A new pool!
This one's me waiting patiently for Satan to show up and offer to relieve me of my soul in exchange for putting up the pool for me in the 35 degree heat. (That's approximately four million in Fahrenheit.)
Bastard never showed up. I had to construct the pool and the filter without any supernatural assistance. Fine, Satan, but if Hell ever gets too hot for you, don't expect any sympathy from me. My pool is out of bounds, bitch.
2. A new niece!
Daaawwwwwwwwwww.
3. A new bruise.
I slammed my leg in the car door again. No, you don't get photos.
Older stuff
Last five entries:
Funky Town - 2013-02-10
Wasteland - 2013-01-31
A moment of enlightenment at Kmart - 2013-01-30
The funtime pantslessness conversion scale! - 2013-01-28
I smear myself in honey - 2011-01-30