And remember when you were on that $70, five-hour-a-month plan, and you were all, "WHOA, five hours a month? I can't imagine what I'd do with all that Internet!" This was of course before Internet porn, since it would have taken forty-five minutes to download half a boob. (I was about to make a crack about ASCII porn, but it turns out that it not only existed, but was in fact the world's first Internet pornography. The things I Google for you people.)

But for those of us to whom it never occurred to ogle naked qwerties, remember when pretty much the only sites available were college humour sites and govenment web pages?

And when images on said web pages were so low-res that everything in them looked like it was made of Lego?

Yeah. Me too.