Three useless things about my day
Conversation with the design manager this morning -
DM: Guess what Iiiii've got...
Me: Would it be to do with the [long-awaited] Smitherson files?
DM: No. It's an STD.
Me: You mean like a long-distance phone call, right? You have a long-distance phone call?
DM: Heh. Nah, I have Smitherson.
Me: A nasty case of the Smithersons?
DM: It's itchy! SO ITCHY!
2.
I wish a certain radio station, whose breakfast team includes one Fifi Box, would give up on their "What's in Fifi's Box?" promo. I find it ... disconcerting.
3.
I sat down at the Mac (a communal computer at work) this afternoon, to discover that someone had renamed the Inbox folder "All your inbox are belong to us".
Does my tingly fondness of custard make me a custard tart?
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